Brand-spanking-new Quotes Thread (with extra spanking)

[Kade]

14:13:16 [Markham] I like text butts and cannot lie. These other RPers can't deny, when an elf walks in with an itty bitty waist, and a bow and arrow in your face, you post! Wanna pull up the spell book? Got mai magick in her stuff, you notice that armor she's wearin', I'm IC and I can't stop starin'. Oh baby, I wanna rep wit'cha and stare at yo' pictcha. My allies tried to warn me but that fantasy drawing got me so horny.

... this would be funnier but it breaks the rhythm so hard

Don't be so hard on Markham. It was really spontaneous when it happened.

[-=Styles=-]

14:13:16 [Markham] I like text butts and cannot lie. These other RPers can't deny, when an elf walks in with an itty bitty waist, and a bow and arrow in your face, you post! Wanna pull up the spell book? Got mai magick in her stuff, you notice that armor she's wearin', I'm IC and I can't stop starin'. Oh baby, I wanna rep wit'cha and stare at yo' pictcha. My allies tried to warn me but that fantasy drawing got me so horny.

... this would be funnier but it breaks the rhythm so hard

Don't be so hard on Markham. It was really spontaneous when it happened.

I actually lol'd at that pretty hard.

[Ross]

22:57:33 [DMD] Dark hole in a wall, terrible smell coming out, strange nosies, let's crawl in there and see what we see

22:57:57 [Harabec] 22:57:33 [DMD] Dark hole in a wall, terrible smell coming out, strange nosies, losing my virginity was awkward

22:58:00 [DMD] "I smell something terrible, like rotting meat"

22:58:01 [Ashavant] one day i will drink ayahuasca

22:58:36 [DMD] Well, you're in the middle of the fucking desert, in the middle of the fucking day. Maybe it IS rotting meat?

22:58:37 [Terness] oh ew

22:58:48 [Terness] ew this is getting worse

22:59:07 [DMD] Some of these movies would be SO much better, if they just.........didn't speak

22:59:14 [Harabec] DMD manages to ignore me, but make the things I say so much worse.

[Icon]

14:07:25 MrSpooks  will get you, my pretties! And your little dongs too!
14:07:27 [MrSpooks] ....Dogs.
14:07:30 [MrSpooks] ......FUCK!
14:08:05 [MrSpooks] Its not my fault! They keys are sticky!
14:08:07 [MrSpooks] .....

[Ross]

^ 

[-=Styles=-]

14:07:25 MrSpooks  will get you, my pretties! And your little dongs too!
14:07:27 [MrSpooks] ....Dogs.
14:07:30 [MrSpooks] ......FUCK!
14:08:05 [MrSpooks] Its not my fault! They keys are sticky!
14:08:07 [MrSpooks] .....

Nice.

[KitDreamer]

Sexual Innuendo. The basis of most quoteable quotes.

Presumably why so many of my typing flubs are here. >.>;

[Moondog]

Figure I might as well put this up before anyone else does.

19:51:45 [Moondog] I need to expand my Iron & Wine collection. I only have Shepard's Dong.

19:51:47 [Moondog] DOG.

19:51:50 [Moondog] SHEPARD'S DOG.

19:51:51 Gyrit listens to pretty much whatever the hell he feels like. A song's structure means about as much to me as the paint composition of a picture. If I like it I like it, if I don't I don't.

19:51:54 [Moondog] :<

19:52:04 Von blinks at Shane... grins evily.

19:52:07 [Lurkdom] Shepard's Dong lmao

19:52:10 Samhain swears vehemently. Yogi the Bear in 3D

19:52:10 [Mikail] Haaaaahahahaha Shane

19:52:17 [Gyrit] Bahahahahaha

19:52:23 [Chrys] hahaha

19:52:26 Moondog shakes a fist. =<

[Soja]

Figure I might as well put this up before anyone else does.

19:51:45 [Moondog] I need to expand my Iron & Wine collection. I only have Shepard's Dong.

19:51:47 [Moondog] DOG.

19:51:50 [Moondog] SHEPARD'S DOG.

19:51:51 Gyrit listens to pretty much whatever the hell he feels like. A song's structure means about as much to me as the paint composition of a picture. If I like it I like it, if I don't I don't.

19:51:54 [Moondog] :<

19:52:04 Von blinks at Shane... grins evily.

19:52:07 [Lurkdom] Shepard's Dong lmao

19:52:10 Samhain swears vehemently. Yogi the Bear in 3D

19:52:10 [Mikail] Haaaaahahahaha Shane

19:52:17 [Gyrit] Bahahahahaha

19:52:23 [Chrys] hahaha

19:52:26 Moondog shakes a fist. =<

EH HEH HEH HEH!

Face it. Even you find this amusing.

[sinistar]

20:59:21 [Icon] We can fight, IX.

20:59:27 Icon slaps IX with a glove.

20:59:31 [Scribble] Kweh.

20:59:32 Sini* uses Neph as a pillow for the next few hours.

20:59:47 [Terness] warp, derk.

20:59:51 [Sini*] Except that boney boys with pirate hair don't make good pillows.

20:59:57 Sini* uses Icon instead.

21:00:14 [DMD] He could have a gun that fires.......something that only effects the unjust, or those who have done injustice

21:00:15 Nephandus duels. Also, actually hears he's a good pillow.

21:00:38 [Sini*] He's Ghost Rider's relative.

21:00:45 Icon wins the duel.

21:00:48 ( Icon flips a coin => Fail )

21:00:50 [Icon] ...

21:01:01 [Scribble] Loser.

21:01:03 [Nephandus] (Largely due to body heat, of course.)

21:01:07 Sini* wins.

21:01:09 Nephandus loses the duel.

21:01:13 ( Nephandus flips a coin => Pass )

21:01:13 ( Sini* flips a coin => Pass )

21:01:20 [Nephandus] Man.

21:01:21 [Sini*] Yay!

21:01:23 [H] Well, I'm happy.

21:01:31 [Icon] So, if I don't win, and you don't lose...

21:01:33 Dakkon_Phoenix calls shenanigans.

21:01:33 [Nephandus] You didn't win, but I lost.

21:01:36 ( Dakkon_Phoenix flips a coin => Pass )

21:01:43 [Dakkon_Phoenix] That's right. Shenanigans.

21:01:46 [Sini*] He does lose.

21:01:53 H is the winner.

21:01:53 Icon calls Dakkon a homo.

21:01:55 MrSpooks searches for RP.

21:01:56 ( Icon flips a coin => Pass )

21:01:57 ( H flips a coin => Pass )

21:02:04 Dakkon_Phoenix puts his arm around Icon.

21:02:07 [H] Aha!

21:02:08 [H] A clue!

21:02:10 Sini* is the winner. Shares the title with H.

21:02:15 [Sini*] But did no one see that?

21:02:18 [Scribble] ARGH, Spooky!

21:02:23 H curls around Sinistar!

21:02:24 [Sini*] 21:01:13 ( Nephandus flips a coin => Pass ) 21:01:13 ( Sini* flips a coin => Pass )

21:02:26 Icon kills Dakk.

21:02:31 ( Icon flips a coin => Fail )

21:02:34 [Icon] Why?!

21:02:39 [Icon] I hate you, coin.

21:02:39 [H] Aww, Yay Sini wins!

21:02:47 Sini* watches Icon and Dak.

21:02:48 Dakkon_Phoenix caresses Icon's shoulder.

21:03:19 Icon erec - constructs a force field to keep Dakkon away.

21:03:21 ( Icon flips a coin => Fail )

21:03:27 [DMD] What would a creature that represents a personifcation of Justice have in the order of weaknesess?

21:03:33 [Icon] The COIN WANTS ME TO BE GAY FOR DAKKON!

21:03:45 Sini* hides her coin.

21:03:51 ( Icon flips a coin => Pass )

21:03:52 [Dakkon_Phoenix] That's right. Give in.

21:03:54 [Icon] SON OF A BITCH

21:04:07 [Sini*] Justice Paranoia. Sees the unjust where it isn't, or isn't very much.

21:04:16 [Dakkon_Phoenix] Give in to your bromosexuality.

[SilverStreak]

^    Lol'd

The coin hates me too.

[KitDreamer]

lol'd very very hard at 'bromosexuality'

[Moondog]

19:29:58 RagnarokWarforged does want an arm cannon



19:30:57 [RagnarokWarforged] One that shoots red lasers

19:31:11 [Bro] Hm. I could do that.

19:31:19 [RagnarokWarforged] They HAVE to be red lasers

19:31:30 Robert exits from this room

19:31:34 [Bro] It'd have to be a Scorching Ray, and you'd have to actually hold still for the 8 hours a day it'd take for me to devise it, though.

19:31:36 Samson enters this room

19:32:01 [RagnarokWarforged] Cause the goodguys always shoot red lasers

19:32:03 Samson gets dressed, since all the other cool kids are doing it.

19:32:22 lapinenoir enters this room

19:32:43 [Terness] Samson is a cool name.

19:32:51 [Bro] It is a cool name.

19:32:58 Samson noogies Terness, "Thank you."

19:33:08 [Bro whispers to Samson] Got it. Where do you want me to mail it?

19:33:16 Terness yaarrrghsdsghg.



19:33:30 [RagnarokWarforged] You'd have to reinstall it every day? Screw that shit. I'll just whack fuckers with a maul.

19:33:54 [Nephandus] he only has to install it once.

19:34:10 Lurkdom enters this room

19:34:16 [Nephandus] Oooh, maybe if you had a wang slot in your arm, you could put wands of Scorching Ray in there.

19:34:21 [Lurkdom] hrroaaargh

19:34:25 [Samson] ......

19:34:26 [Nephandus] ... wand.

19:34:28 [Samson] A wang slot?

19:34:42 [Bro] ... a wang slot in your arm?

19:34:49 [Icon] ...

19:34:51 [Icon] hahahah

19:34:52 [Bro] What the hell is wrong with you, Ix? =<

[KitDreamer]

Whimsi reads the quotes thread. "You know, people mispelling the same words isn't funny anymore."
[Whimsi] everyone has seen the dong and the wang slips.

lady's got a point. D:

(even if I am largely guilty of this)

[KitDreamer]

because humiliation is funny

[Terness] The fact I can picture that rodent so perfectly humanized and lesbian and in armor and possibly futa is really depressing.
[Terness] Sometimes I can't look at dogs the same.

later

[Terness] I can still look at dogs! Just...I know too much about beastiality and furries to not just sadface about the internet ruining my mind.

[KitDreamer]

[Moondog] 2nd. . .has the best flavor text of any edition, and the best supplements, bar none.
[Moondog] Absolutely peerless.
[Moondog] The Ravenloft stuff? Incredible.
[Moondog] Mostly due to the fact that. . . well.
[Moondog] Nigel D. Findley wrote most of it.
[Moondog] And Findley was a brilliant, brilliant author.
[Rusti] "Ravenloft?"
[Rusti] "Pff it's castlevania for poorfags."
User Rusti has successfully been banished.

[Moondog]

DEY KERPT YER MERDS

[Soja]

[Moondog] 2nd. . .has the best flavor text of any edition, and the best supplements, bar none.
[Moondog] Absolutely peerless.
[Moondog] The Ravenloft stuff? Incredible.
[Moondog] Mostly due to the fact that. . . well.
[Moondog] Nigel D. Findley wrote most of it.
[Moondog] And Findley was a brilliant, brilliant author.
[Rusti] "Ravenloft?"
[Rusti] "Pff it's castlevania for poorfags."
User Rusti has successfully been banished.

i was gonna post this. lawl.

[H]

05:56:26 [H] My hair won't stay parted right.

05:56:27 [H]

05:57:24 Ashavant HairMoses: raises his come and parts Trik's hair with gentle, wavering force. Also, magic.

05:58:14 [Nephandus] ... why are you raising your come.

05:59:06 [Ashavant] comb

05:59:19 [Ashavant] hurf darf subconscious

06:00:19 [Nephandus] hahah

[KitDreamer]

[Zhen] Wait, Cyphrus, how old are you?
[Zhen] Just so I don't feel like a paedo.

[Ross]

This is my favourite thread, how dare you let it slip to page two.

21:39:50 [Bane] man, someone needs to beat dalton with a stick. he's the annoying homeless guy who runs around outside your fence and sneers at you because he can't come in.

[Kai_Doll]

08:50:21 [pink] I think I harbor a bitterness towards the 30-something American woman

08:51:24 [Nephandus] get stoned, chillax.

08:51:38 [Namie] http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1382.snc4/163442_10150128386793804_722998803_7732132_8026355_n.jpg So this is the cage my two budgies are now housed in

08:51:45 [Arthur_Collins] Why is that?

08:51:46 [Namie] it's about 5'3" tall

08:52:20 [Enki] I wish I had some weed. :<

08:52:45 [Namie] actually i lied it's taller than 5'5" since my friend is shorter than it...

08:52:56 pink can't get stoned

08:53:04 Nephandus picks dried blood flecks off his fingers so he can get an idea of how well his cut fingers are healing. Hum de dum.

08:53:20 Fox enters this room

08:53:34 Martox enters this room

08:53:38 Fox exits from this room

08:53:50 [Nephandus] hey, healing pretty nice. Time to put on some pants.

08:54:27 [pink] This makes me depressed.

08:54:34 [pink] Looking for dresses on Amazon

08:54:40 [Martox] Everything makes you depressed these days.

08:54:46 [pink] And all of the cheap ones, $10 and under are for obese people

08:54:47 [Martox] It's as if you're turning emo

08:54:56 [pink] I don't understand it.

08:55:00 [pink] It's more material.

08:57:34 [Arthur_Collins] 'Cause fat people can't afford expensive dresses. They eat all their extra monies.

08:57:50 Jack enters this room

08:58:10 [pink] LOL

09:00:40 [Zhen] Hahaha

09:00:55 [Zhen] That's the funniest thing I've heard ALL week.

09:01:03 [Zhen] QFT.

[H]

08:50:21 [pink] I think I harbor a bitterness towards the 30-something American woman

08:51:24 [Nephandus] get stoned, chillax.

08:51:38 [Namie] http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1382.snc4/163442_10150128386793804_722998803_7732132_8026355_n.jpg So this is the cage my two budgies are now housed in

08:51:45 [Arthur_Collins] Why is that?

08:51:46 [Namie] it's about 5'3" tall

08:52:20 [Enki] I wish I had some weed. :<

08:52:45 [Namie] actually i lied it's taller than 5'5" since my friend is shorter than it...

08:52:56 pink can't get stoned

08:53:04 Nephandus picks dried blood flecks off his fingers so he can get an idea of how well his cut fingers are healing. Hum de dum.

08:53:20 Fox enters this room

08:53:34 Martox enters this room

08:53:38 Fox exits from this room

08:53:50 [Nephandus] hey, healing pretty nice. Time to put on some pants.

08:54:27 [pink] This makes me depressed.

08:54:34 [pink] Looking for dresses on Amazon

08:54:40 [Martox] Everything makes you depressed these days.

08:54:46 [pink] And all of the cheap ones, $10 and under are for obese people

08:54:47 [Martox] It's as if you're turning emo

08:54:56 [pink] I don't understand it.

08:55:00 [pink] It's more material.

08:57:34 [Arthur_Collins] 'Cause fat people can't afford expensive dresses. They eat all their extra monies.

08:57:50 Jack enters this room

08:58:10 [pink] LOL

09:00:40 [Zhen] Hahaha

09:00:55 [Zhen] That's the funniest thing I've heard ALL week.

09:01:03 [Zhen] QFT.

This wasn't funny at all. You must have had a bad week.

[Micha3l]

Man, H.

You don't have a sense of humour at all.

[1337]

(Jan 10) 08:59:59 [Phantom] ... I smell penis.


Also this:
(Jan 16) 19:16:42 [Michael] I found Leet's Facebook
(Jan 16) 19:16:47 [Michael] He's pretty sexy and I want to touch his dong.