Brand-spanking-new Quotes Thread (with extra spanking)

[Kitsune Fury]

[AndroJen] http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n195/jenjenjen_06/JennyGreg.jpg
[alias] nice 70s pencil moustache
[AndroJen] Funny, you can't really tell which one's the girl there.
[AndroJen] That's what everyone's said about that picture.
[Gyrit] Bwahaha, you were dating Malcolm in the Middle!
[Ryota] "The one without facial hair, Jen"
[Ryota] "Seriously if that's your ex, he looks kinda like Guybrush Threepwood from Monkey Island 2"
[Gyrit] Hmmm, can't tell who's who, eh? I'll risk it and tap the blonde anyway.
[AndroJen] Seriously, my ex.
[alias] those attempts at moustaches imply molestation and/or camaro ownership.
[AndroJen] Now...for my REPLACEMENT'S picture:
[Mikail] doubleAbatteries.jpg

[Zeirum]

Riding, eh?

Yeah.  Riding.  and Loooong.

[Kitsune Fury]

[Wen] If I thought more talking would help, I would. =p
[Wen] And holy crap, the satellite guy showed up.
[Burigguzu] Well, that's better than him NOT showing up.
[Wen] It's better than him showing up at the end of his time frame. I hate when they do that.
[Burigguzu] Gah, yeah.

Later...

[Wen] Ok, I'm terrible.
[Burigguzu] Why're you terrible? O _ o
Wen is going to make herself some eggs and load them up with stuff she doesn't need when this guy leaves.
[Burigguzu] Why not do that now?
[Wen] Because I have to keep an eye on the bugger.
[Burigguzu] Ooooh.
[Wen] And I really want him to hurry up. 'Cause I am dead tired, and I don't like random people in the house. Especially random people that are here because their business messed up the first time.
[Burigguzu] Aw.
[Burigguzu] Well, I hope he gets done quick, then, instead of lollygagging about.
Wen swaaays. "Me, too."

Bit later still...

Wen is glad her mum is here. >_> This guy keeps making eyes at me.
[NeshaDeFresha] Make eyes back.
[NeshaDeFresha] With Sharpies. >>;
[Burigguzu] ... X-D Are you afraid the guy'd try to get in your pants?
[Wen] I'm tempted to grab the butcher knives, and hold them up to my eyes, knives pointing out, the next time he looks at me.
[Furr] Do it, Wen.
[Marx] I woulda thought you'd be used to that.
[Burigguzu] X-D Do it!
Wen afks to try this out.

A little later...

[Wen] "Hey, you're all set. It should finish loading in an hour and ... *notices* ...and, um... here's the card if... you know, you have any more problems. I, uh, ...could you sign here?" "But what will I do with my eye daggers?" "...put them down." "Can I trust you to do that?" "It doesn't look good to come back from a job with stab wounds. I don't like explaining those to my boss."
[Wen] My work is done here.

[Tsukiki]

05:08:33 [Sideus] If I can't beat this Ninja Gaiden I will "gift" (curse) my children with this NES, this controller, and this cartridge.
 
 05:09:24 [Burigguzu] Oh, hey, Sid. All three of the original Ninja Gaidens are on the Xbox Ninja Gaiden as unlockables.
 
 05:09:54 [Tsukiki] I'm gifting mine with Disgaea and not letting them get any allowance until they reach a theoretical 'stats cap'
 
 05:10:11 [Sideus] And? >:p
 
 05:10:15 [DMD] "I don't think it's nice you laughing. See my mule don't think it's funny, got the crazy idea your laughin at him. Now, if you appologize like I know you're going to, I might let you live "
 
 05:10:18 [Tsukiki] They'll be permanently occupied and I'll be a bit richer.



Freaking children.

[Kitsune Fury]

05:08:33 [Sideus] If I can't beat this Ninja Gaiden I will "gift" (curse) my children with this NES, this controller, and this cartridge.
 
 05:09:24 [Burigguzu] Oh, hey, Sid. All three of the original Ninja Gaidens are on the Xbox Ninja Gaiden as unlockables.
 
 05:09:54 [Tsukiki] I'm gifting mine with Disgaea and not letting them get any allowance until they reach a theoretical 'stats cap'
 
 05:10:11 [Sideus] And? >:p
 
 05:10:15 [DMD] "I don't think it's nice you laughing. See my mule don't think it's funny, got the crazy idea your laughin at him. Now, if you appologize like I know you're going to, I might let you live "
 
 05:10:18 [Tsukiki] They'll be permanently occupied and I'll be a bit richer.



Freaking children.

-1 for selfquote.

[Kitsune Fury]

And he don't work for nobody but you...

[Zhen] I wonder if I could be a supermodel.... D<
[Ezra] I'd never want to be a model.
[Ezra] I wouldn't make it anyway.
[Rusti] "Are you anorexic and hopelessly egotistical shallow and selfish, Zhen?"
[Zhen] Probably not because I'll be like... I don't want to eat lettuce!
[Rusti] "Are you a horridly empty person inside?"
[Zhen] I'm probably a tad egotistical.
[Rusti] "Do you get sexually turned on by your own pretentiousness and overinflated selfworth?"
[Rusti] "If the answer to any of those is no, then you cannot be a supermodel"
[Rusti] "You must remain an actually normal person"
[Mikail] If Zhen is an empty person inside, then clearly she needs filling. I volunteer my time to this selfless endeavor.
[NeshaDeFresha] ...
[NeshaDeFresha] Oh.
[NeshaDeFresha] Oh God.
Zhen chokes on her coffee at Mikail.
Mikail makes women choke? He's sorry, honey, he's not trying. Here, just stand back up and we'll try it again some other night.

[Kitsune Fury]

[DMD] I'm not fucking worked up.

[Kitsune Fury]

19:14:51 [Pink] I'm not sad OR lonely
19:14:54 [Pink] I'm AWESOME
19:15:11 [Pink] I kick so much fucking ass, they're writing a book about me
19:15:14 [Von] "You're a sad lonely little girl."
19:15:21 [NicolasR] Chocolate people can't be awesome.
19:15:37 [Savon] Tasha Rocks.
19:15:44 [Savon] You meanies leave her alone
19:15:49 [Pink] I'm a cute, nubile, sensual, tasty little loli
19:15:51 [NicolasR] White chocolate, though. That's a different story. We were made awesome.
19:15:59 [Pink] n_n Oniichan~
19:16:05 [Hazykin] "With an ego the size of texas"
19:16:14 [NicolasR] And a member to match!
19:16:21 [Pink] My ego's still smaller than my dicl
19:16:22 [Crane] You also turn my stomach Pink. You're the total package there.
19:16:24 [Pink] dick*
19:16:55 [Hazykin] "I thought that was Peptobismol, Crane?"
19:17:05 [Pink] See, Crane understands me.
19:17:10 [Crane] Speakin' of egos, I almost miss not having Lothar show up on occasion.
19:17:10 [NicolasR] The Pepto turns it back.
19:17:19 [Pink] That's why we're getting married! RIGHT, CRANE
19:17:26 Pink brandishes a knife
19:17:27 [Crane] With enough Pepto, I can see through time!

[Kitsune Fury]

Bleached? or natural...

Bane went to toss his pocket knife from his left hand to his right, missed, and somehow wound up taking down a quater of his room.
Bane 's failings continue as he accidentally stabs through the paper plate and nearly skewers his legs.
[Burigguzu] ... taking down a quarter of your room? The FUCK kind of pocket knife is that, or do you live in a paper house?
[Bane] I had stuff stacked up on top of other stuff, until it was a mountain of well balanced stuff.
[Risako] "It's a Pocket Knife alright, Buri, but he's a shinigami."
[Risako] "He used his Bankai first."
Bane mastered that shit in three days in the hyperbolic time chamber.

[Yukster]

06:35:02 [Sai] ...
06:35:08 [Sai] But I'm crazy enough to try it
06:35:13 [Sai] BRB FOREPLAY

moments later

06:40:35 [Sai] GTG SEX


....


21:06:51 Hanajima thinks Noboru should buy her a Polar Bear. :3
21:07:22 [Noboru] So it can EAT YOU hana? Cause thats what Polar Bears do Hana. They eat people.
21:07:25 [Noboru] And drink Coke.
21:07:33 [Noboru] THEY EAT PEOPLE AND DRINK COKE!


...Well it made me laugh.

[Kitsune Fury]

14:58:34 [Doctor_Skull] If you say lesbian six times in a mirror with the lights off Marxist might leap out of the mirror and slap the ever living hell out of you.

A bit later.

[Kai] "Also, BRB, gonna try saying lesbian in a mirror with the lights off six times."
Marx enters this room
Marx CRASHES THROUGH RUSTI'S MIRROR.
Marx then beats him up. And leaves.
Marx exits from this room
[Kai] "O SON OF A BITCH!" O.O
Kai bleeds from various places she didn't know she had. "...owww..." ;o;

[Kitsune Fury]

[Joek] braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains
[Snew] Vegetarian: Graaaaaaaaains
[Rusti] Plumber: "Draaaaainnss"
[BrandonCornwell] masochist: Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain.....
[Snew] StephenKing: Maaaaaaine
[Joek] Spaniard: Maaaaaaaaaaaaains?
[Rusti] Electrician: "Maaaaiiinnssss!"
[BrandonCornwell] HitmanForTheMafia: Spraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains.........
[Rusti] Bald: "Roogaaaaiinneeee!"
[Mikail] Ix: Chasey Laaaaaaiiiiiiiiiin.
[Joek] StockBroker: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains
[Mikail] Batman: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaannnne!
[Snew] oldman: Caaaaaaaaane
[Mikail] Ender: Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!
[Joek] Chip: Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane
[BrandonCornwell] ThisJokeContinuing: Refraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain...........

[Joeking]

AWE, I had it copied to my clipboard and everything.

XD

[Kitsune Fury]

[Vanceorz] ...Oh my God.
[Vanceorz] "Despite growing popularity, there is little evidence cosmetic vaginal surgery works, a leading doctor warns. "
[Vanceorz] The title was 'Designer Vagina Trend is 'worrying' "
[Rusti] "...ahhh shit."
[Rusti] "And I just got this designer vagina and all" :/
[Vanceorz] I just started laughing because I can see it now.
[Zhen] ...
[Vanceorz] "A Gucci Coochie!"

[Dalton]

EVERY POST IN THIS THREAD

I see a pattern here...

[Kitsune Fury]

I see a pattern here...

I'm around when the good quotes come out. You may never even see me. I would have countered with a humourous image macro or picture or something but, man, I'm getting food. I can't be bothered with that shit right now. :3

[Dalton]

I'm around when the good quotes come out. You may never even see me.


Oh, behave!

Fixed

[Scarley-Doll]

Following me spazzing out about a very very good Sephiroth cosplay that I honestly thought was just a very hi-def CG of Sephiroth


Martox tranquilises Rusti
Rusti jawdrops.
Rusti body drops. gooood tranqs.
[Rusti] "....Wow that cosplay of Sephiroth is so good for a moment there I thought it was a very hi res model."
[Martox] "Chip, he's all yours. Put the sensual into non-consensual."
Rusti is still on the ground of course.
[Rusti] "SENTUAL. NON CONSENTUAL"
Chip blinks at Martox. "...He's too tall for me."
[Rusti] "LERN 2 TYPE
[Rusti] "N00B"
[Rusti] "it's a hole, shove some love, Chip."
[Chip] "And how am I supposed to mount you? If I want sex, I'll have sex. I've played enough bedroom versions of Shadow of the Collosus. I refuse to savage my grip-meter."

This is why i need to set more of you on fire a lot more often.
 :flame:

[Kitsune Fury]

[Neville] I got the MySQL error constantly under WebTV. Eons ago. >>;
Lydia twitches, freaks and screams, hiding under a couch at the mention of WebTV
[Lydia] "NONONONODISISNOJAPENIN!"
Neville assumes Lydia also endured that hardship.
Lydia never used WebTVvehaguahgasfgghugguguguhghh*shudder* but has heard stories, stories that would chill you to the bone. ...
[Lydia] "Besides Dialup was bad enough. Just imagining anything WORSE than that makes me freak out a bit,."
[Radon] Zhen<3
[Neville] XD
[SSS] "WebTV?"
[SSS] "Are we sharing ghost stories?"
[Neville] I used it when we first moved to this software for a year or two. Then I got an actual computer.
[Lydia] "...rof"
[Neville] No downloads. Ever.
SSS points a flashlight at his face. "And when the jock went to open the door for his sweetheart, he found that there was a MySQL error etched into the door!"
[Lydia] "OOOOoooo!"
[Neville] XD
Nukey screams and clings to Neville. T^T

[KitDreamer]

We're back, baby.

Motherfucker, yeah.

Decision Making:

[Bane] wank/language/read
( Bane rolls 1d3 => 1 )
[Bane] Fuck yeah, brb

[KitDreamer]

Lie back and think of The Emperor.

Sideus likes 'Nids.
[Sideus] Well, I don't like Genestealers.
[Sideus] but Gaunts and 'Fexes and shit.
[DiscipleofYawgmoth] and Lictors
[Sideus] I'd do Nids, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to do Eldar next.
[Rusti] 17:10:55 [Sideus] I'd do Nids
[Rusti] 17:11:05 [TyranidCarnifex] *blush, coy look at Sid*
[Sideus] I don't think I'd have a choice in that particular manner, Rust.
[Sideus] When a 25 foot tall monster with scythes for arms shows you it's dick, there's no going back.

[Moondog]

13:24:42 [Moondog] Take on meeeeeeeeeeee.

13:24:46 [Risako] "Make a tentacle demon, MOondoggy"

13:24:47 [Moondog] Take me ooooooooooooooooon.

13:24:50 [Risako] "plz?" :3

13:25:05 [Moondog] Hrm.

13:25:08 [Moondog] Ok.

13:25:16 [Moondog] But it'll have to talk with a posh British accent.

13:25:42 [Risako] "That ... shouldn't be too distracting during action"

13:25:46 [Moondog] Or maybe communicate entirely through gang-signs.

13:25:47 [Risako] "Hokay!"

13:25:53 [Risako] "..maybe not"

13:26:10 [J] This is a weird ass sport on tv.

13:26:27 [Moondog] The beast's tentacles moved in a hideous pattern, each rope-like appendage assuming a strange formation. "Crip crip blood west side MS 13."

13:26:30 [Risako] "An ass sport?"

13:26:36 [Moondog] A weird ass-sport, huh J?

13:26:38 [Pink] Yep. Might be about time to hit the emergency room

13:26:41 [Joek] weird ass-sport

13:26:44 [Joek] XD

13:26:45 [Risako whispers to Moondog] NIGGA NO JUTSU

13:26:55 [Moondog whispers to Risako] ... Bahahahahaha

[KitDreamer]

Stating the obvious:

[Voonderking] Ahahah, this is awesome: http://imageshack.us/
[Voonderking] No, fuck
[Voonderking] FUCK
[Risako] "....yes."
[Risako] "Yes it is, Ati"
[Voonderking] http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/1052/13ae661eebd0oj2.gif
[Voonderking] THAT
[Voonderking] SHIT
[Risako] "also.
[Risako] "ROFL QUOTE"
[Katalin] Delayed reaction.
[Voonderking] Oh god, I'm getting quoted.
[Terraea] Lolololol
[Voonderking] DON'T YOU FUCKING QUOTE ME


He was asking for it...

[Terraea] It makes everyone bigger.

[Voonderking]

You son of a bitch.

[KitDreamer]

I love how you registered just to say that. I claim his first post!