Brand-spanking-new Quotes Thread (with extra spanking)

[Moondog]

00:31:41 [Moondog] So you think you can stop me and spit in my eeyeeeee. So you think you can love me and leave to diii-iiiiie. Ooooooh-baybeee. Can't do this to me baby. Just gotta out, just gotta right out of heee-eeere.

00:32:13 [DMD] I was bored with the first Bioshock before it ended, don't think I'm ready to sit through a whole second game

00:32:23 Rei`Su`Do The presence of the masculine figure was shown, eyes fixed on his target, lingering on for his manhood was surely to be tested today. He stood amongst the crowds of the lobby with a fierce determination, eyes locked and concentrated on his personal goal. Taking that short walk towards moondog, although to Rei they seemed llike a wayward trail, never ending. "Well if I must do this then I shall go with a bang. " He uttered under his breath, sweat streaming down his skin, eyeing Moondog. He came closer, within reach, the unsuspecting man would soon lock lips with him. May it be by force or by moondog's agreement, for now that eternal kiss seemed to eat within his soul. Although his pride was crushed, he did gain something more and that was the sheer determination of a man who doesn't run away from anything. He took a few steps back unlocking set kiss, and began to puke on Gigi's chest, then fell down in an anime fall. ::

00:32:50 [Moondog] . . .

00:32:53 [Nephandus] ... hey.

00:32:56 [Nephandus] No.

00:33:00 [Kayde] XD

00:33:02 [DMD] what

00:33:05 [DMD] the

00:33:11 [DMD] FIUCK

00:33:16 [Cupcake] hahahahaa

00:33:21 [DMD] **FUCK

[Ninja Kitten]

17:40:13 Science leans on Irra. "I feel fat."

17:40:46 [Mikail] Yeah, you do.

17:40:51 Mikail then keeps his hands to himself.

[Ross]

02:30:32 [Nephandus] "What was your first pet?" "MY DICK. IN YOUR MOTHER'S ANUS."

[Moondog]

11:49:58 Ker blows bubbles and Drewbly.

11:50:02 [Drew] Hullo.

11:50:06 [Robert] ......

11:50:09 Robert shoots Drew

11:50:18 Drew dies.

11:50:36 [Robert] Uhh, Ker, I don't think Drew swings that way.

11:50:39 [pink] Hahahahaha

11:50:44 [Drew] .........

11:50:45 [pink] Andy amuses me.

11:50:52 [Drew] That#'s so going in my profile.

11:50:56 [Ker] AT. Damnit. AT.

11:50:57 [Drew] Thanks Tash.

11:50:58 [Brielle] Bahaha.

11:51:09 Ker will mug you, Drew.

11:51:27 [Drew] TOO LATE!

[Soja]

15:14:46 [Ross] "Oh Gemma.' ♥ http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/2595/id31tj.jpg
15:15:06 [Rusti] "Where are her eyebrows?"
15:15:08 [Drew] She looks like Gollum.
15:15:25 [BlueMoonKiss] Ross, you love such young, fragile, frail looking women.
15:15:36 [Rusti] WHAT'S SANDWICH, PRECIOUSS?

[KitDreamer]

[Gamarr] Anyway, I so far like it here.
[Kiwi] I like it here too.
[Kiwi] Though, I think sometimes people are a little strongly defensive over opinions.
[Kiwi] I got into a fight last night... It kinda hurts to type.
Gui 's point is not a matter of opinion, Kiwi.

[Inquisitor]

[Gamarr] Anyway, I so far like it here.
[Kiwi] I like it here too.
[Kiwi] Though, I think sometimes people are a little strongly defensive over opinions.
[Kiwi] I got into a fight last night... It kinda hurts to type.
Gui 's point is not a matter of opinion, Kiwi.

what here is funny

[Bane]

18:23:59 [BlueMoonKiss] "You know why I eat beef? Because cows produce methan, that terrible gas that comes out of our industries and cars, NATURALLY, while you're eating the creatures that can convert that gas into breathable air for everyone. I'm eating the problem. You're eating the solution!"

[KitDreamer]

12:34:49 [Martox] The trouble with tribbles is similar to the problem with furries. They reproduce spontaneously.

[Kade]

14:21:45 Arthur strode into the arena waving about a banner. His regal armor was only out-shined by the majestic, hit-pink banner on the mahogany pole-arm; a banner emblazoned with the heraldic crest of Homosexuality--a heraldic crest of homosexuality stamped with the approval of Afro's face--his face acting as his insignia. Arthur was followed by a procession of navy men and Knights bolstered by sterling, hot pink and baby blue armoring, with mantles of mauve and lilac. It was a Gay Pride parade in Afro's name, with Arthur as the ring leader, for the soul purpose of paying his respects to one of the Arena's greatest combatants, and like the first of the homoerotic persuasion. "All Hail Lord Afro; The Popper of Fools."

14:22:40 [Kade] ...

14:22:51 [Kade] Brb, loling too hard.

14:23:12 Adam exits from this room

14:23:25 [{1SD}Afro] sole*

14:23:28 {1SD}Afro applauds.

14:23:30 Majeh enters this room

14:23:38 Arthur thanks and bows.

[Moondog]

words words words words words gay joke words words words

I did not laugh.

[KitDreamer]

Tamashii enters this room
[Bane] Tama how old are you
[Pine] ..
Venus sniggers.
[Tamashii] Why do you ask, Bane?
[Bane] ...don't mean it like that
Pine lool
[Bane] the age of the australians here was mentioned earlier. NEsha seemed to be the oldest but we weren't sure about you
[Bane] also I want to know if it's legal to put it in your ass
[Pine] "AGE OF AUSTRALIANS"
[Pine] "It follows after the Age of Technology"
[Venus] "Twenty one here. NOT OLD"
[Bane] You probably win ven
[Bane] Haha rust
Venus also shoves BANE, because that last sentance makes me WAT
[Bane] MAD MAX
[Pine] "Where Australia rise up and suddenly sweep the world and conquer it all"
[Tamashii] ...
[Bane] just kiddin' now tell us your age homo
[Tamashii] I will say that Ven wins.
[Pine] "holy shit I didn't even notice this at first : ---> 04:06:51 [Bane] also I want to know if it's legal to put it in your ass
[Bane] You're so used to anal you jsut tune it out
[Pine] "Which is strange because I'm not getting any and havn't done so in years"
[Bane] you're playing your DS, laying on your stomach, think you feel something but don't bother to check. Bam, like a sperm bank next time you go to the bathroom

[Poppin]

17:49:31 Poppin thinks she might get an anus :3

17:49:41 [Ross] "..."

17:49:44 [Ite] ...

17:49:45 [Ite] anus..

17:49:48 [Poppin] oh...ok

17:49:49 [Poppin] FUCK

17:49:53 [Ashavant] I got one. Works great. Very highly recommended.

17:49:54 [Poppin] XD I mean asus :v

17:50:00 [Ashavant] You can even have sex with it, but it hurts

17:50:04 [Poppin] My fucking typos xD

17:50:06 [Saxony] ...

17:50:09 Javi enters this room

17:50:16 [Poppin] Ewwww, anus is an exit not a entryway :'3

17:50:16 [Saxony] Poppin, you and your typos.

17:50:17 [Saxony] xD

17:50:19 [Javi] pokemon

17:50:25 [Poppin] Kai, bite me xD;

17:50:31 [Drew] .....

17:50:32 [Saxony] What was it the other day?

God, I need to take more English classes DX

[Soja]

That was hilarious. I'd never seen that at first.

NO ONE IS IMMUNE TO THE TYPOS.

[Xachariah]

17:49:31 Poppin thinks she might get an anus :3

17:49:41 [Ross] "..."

17:49:44 [Ite] ...

17:49:45 [Ite] anus..

17:49:48 [Poppin] oh...ok

17:49:49 [Poppin] FUCK

17:49:53 [Ashavant] I got one. Works great. Very highly recommended.

17:49:54 [Poppin] XD I mean asus :v

17:50:00 [Ashavant] You can even have sex with it, but it hurts

17:50:04 [Poppin] My fucking typos xD

17:50:06 [Saxony] ...

17:50:09 Javi enters this room

17:50:16 [Poppin] Ewwww, anus is an exit not a entryway :'3

17:50:16 [Saxony] Poppin, you and your typos.

17:50:17 [Saxony] xD

17:50:19 [Javi] pokemon

17:50:25 [Poppin] Kai, bite me xD;

17:50:31 [Drew] .....

17:50:32 [Saxony] What was it the other day?

God, I need to learn to proofread. DX

fix'd

[LiteracyScaresMe]

23:23:39 [Uyraies] Draco, you bitch too much. +_+

23:24:16 [Draco] what the hell brought that on?

23:24:26 [Draco] I haven't even bitched in like... 5 minutes

23:24:41 [Empryean`Avalon] lol 5 minutes.

23:24:46 Uyraies laughs.

23:25:00 [Draco] 12, actually

23:25:02 [Draco] I checked

23:25:11 [Draco] It's been 12 minutes since the last time I bitched about anything



This'll probably be less funny when I wake up in the morning.

[Kade]

14:35:23 Familiar pats Mario on the head.
14:36:13 Mario shrinks. bwoop bwoop bwoop.
14:36:46 Familiar tends to do that to most guys. D:

[KitDreamer]

Actually that was a good quote, Kade. I lol'd

[Soja]

19:59:47 [Moondog] Mikail.

19:59:54 [Mikail] WHUT.

19:59:59 [Lurkdoom] mikail.

20:00:03 [Lurkdoom] make me a moderator.

20:00:19 Ashavant plays mmo. does quests. Bv

20:00:20 [Mikail] . . .

20:00:30 [Moondog] How's the new Castlevania thing?

20:00:32 [DMD] Mikail

20:00:41 [Terness] that picture pins my rage quite well, except swears are replaced with derp.

20:00:44 [Moondog] (only let him moderate if he changes his name to Lurkdong)

20:00:51 Lurk enters this room

20:00:55 [Mikail] Done.

20:00:59 [Terness] lol lurkdong

20:01:13 [BlueMoonKiss] Derpdom.

20:01:16 [Rutger] 20:00:41 [Terness] that picture pins my rage quite well, except swears are replaced with 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOER'.

20:01:16 Allen_Hunt enters this room

20:01:24 [Rutger] Derpdong.

20:01:29 Lurk still likes Moondong better.

20:01:41 [Moondog] Damn right you do.

20:01:41 Terness bazookas Derpger.

20:01:42 XVII rubs his brand new Symphony of the Night disc on his crotch ◔ ◡ ◔

20:01:42 [Moondog] B)

20:01:48 Lurkdong enters this room

20:01:49 [BlueMoonKiss] "Hey man, what's wrong with Lurkdom?" "He's got... derpdong."

20:01:59 [Rutger] Never gonna give you dong, never gonna derp you down. Never gonna derp around and dong you.

20:02:10 [Terness] oh god

20:02:14 [Terness] derp and dong

20:02:16 [Rutger] Never gonna dong you cry, never gonna derp goodbye.

20:02:23 [Rutger] Never gonna derp a lie and hurt you.

20:02:32 [Rutger] We're no strangers to dong. You know the derp and so do I!

20:02:32 [Terness] jdnSkjSDH

20:02:36 Terness exits from this room

20:02:43 [XVII] I wish I could find this one rewrite of Closer that was basically about dongs

20:02:47 [Lurkdong] You made Tern quit.

20:03:00 [BlueMoonKiss] Mikail has reached a new low. Through Rutger.

20:03:05 BlueMoonKiss bow chika's.

20:03:12 Terness can never quit, is tied to this place.

20:03:17 [Rutger] Handcuffed.

20:03:21 [Terness] lawl blue

20:03:22 >>> Lurkdong is now a Moderator for this room.

20:03:25 [XVII] YOU LET ME DONGINATE YOU

20:03:28 [Faelen] Wait, what the hell?

20:03:29 Chase enters this room

20:03:37 [Rutger] Here, this will make up for it. Red Army MJ covers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDz8jtMrm9s

20:03:37 Faelen dies forever.

20:03:41 Lurk just can't nom on Lurkdong now.

20:03:41 User Darklord has successfully been kicked away.

20:03:42 [Terness] Promote me!

20:03:46 [Terness] lol derplord

20:03:48 [XVII] go ban some shotas

20:03:57 [Lurkdong] I am satisfied.

20:04:04 [Mikail] Hahaha Lurk

20:04:09 Darklord enters this room

20:04:14 Rutger smokes a cigarette.

20:04:17 [MrSpooks] IT'S RAINING MEN! HALELUJA!

20:04:20 [Darklord] Fuck you Lurk

20:04:21 [Ashavant] wish for a coke!

20:04:24 [Darklord] Cockbite fag

20:04:25 >>> Lurkdong is no longer a Moderator for this room.

20:04:26 [Moondog] Way to go, Lurkdong.

20:04:40 Lurkdong jumps into the stands.

20:04:42 Lurkdong exits from this room

Mod corruption. D:<

[KitDreamer]

The Age of Derpdong.

[Moondog]

19:59:47 [Moondog] Mikail.

19:59:54 [Mikail] WHUT.

19:59:59 [Lurkdoom] mikail.

20:00:03 [Lurkdoom] make me a moderator.

20:00:19 Ashavant plays mmo. does quests. Bv

20:00:20 [Mikail] . . .

20:00:30 [Moondog] How's the new Castlevania thing?

20:00:32 [DMD] Mikail

20:00:41 [Terness] that picture pins my rage quite well, except swears are replaced with derp.

20:00:44 [Moondog] (only let him moderate if he changes his name to Lurkdong)

20:00:51 Lurk enters this room

20:00:55 [Mikail] Done.

20:00:59 [Terness] lol lurkdong

20:01:13 [BlueMoonKiss] Derpdom.

20:01:16 [Rutger] 20:00:41 [Terness] that picture pins my rage quite well, except swears are replaced with 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOER'.

20:01:16 Allen_Hunt enters this room

20:01:24 [Rutger] Derpdong.

20:01:29 Lurk still likes Moondong better.

20:01:41 [Moondog] Damn right you do.

20:01:41 Terness bazookas Derpger.

20:01:42 XVII rubs his brand new Symphony of the Night disc on his crotch ◔ ◡ ◔

20:01:42 [Moondog] B)

20:01:48 Lurkdong enters this room

20:01:49 [BlueMoonKiss] "Hey man, what's wrong with Lurkdom?" "He's got... derpdong."

20:01:59 [Rutger] Never gonna give you dong, never gonna derp you down. Never gonna derp around and dong you.

20:02:10 [Terness] oh god

20:02:14 [Terness] derp and dong

20:02:16 [Rutger] Never gonna dong you cry, never gonna derp goodbye.

20:02:23 [Rutger] Never gonna derp a lie and hurt you.

20:02:32 [Rutger] We're no strangers to dong. You know the derp and so do I!

20:02:32 [Terness] jdnSkjSDH

20:02:36 Terness exits from this room

20:02:43 [XVII] I wish I could find this one rewrite of Closer that was basically about dongs

20:02:47 [Lurkdong] You made Tern quit.

20:03:00 [BlueMoonKiss] Mikail has reached a new low. Through Rutger.

20:03:05 BlueMoonKiss bow chika's.

20:03:12 Terness can never quit, is tied to this place.

20:03:17 [Rutger] Handcuffed.

20:03:21 [Terness] lawl blue

20:03:22 >>> Lurkdong is now a Moderator for this room.

20:03:25 [XVII] YOU LET ME DONGINATE YOU

20:03:28 [Faelen] Wait, what the hell?

20:03:29 Chase enters this room

20:03:37 [Rutger] Here, this will make up for it. Red Army MJ covers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDz8jtMrm9s

20:03:37 Faelen dies forever.

20:03:41 Lurk just can't nom on Lurkdong now.

20:03:41 User Darklord has successfully been kicked away.

20:03:42 [Terness] Promote me!

20:03:46 [Terness] lol derplord

20:03:48 [XVII] go ban some shotas

20:03:57 [Lurkdong] I am satisfied.

20:04:04 [Mikail] Hahaha Lurk

20:04:09 Darklord enters this room

20:04:14 Rutger smokes a cigarette.

20:04:17 [MrSpooks] IT'S RAINING MEN! HALELUJA!

20:04:20 [Darklord] Fuck you Lurk

20:04:21 [Ashavant] wish for a coke!

20:04:24 [Darklord] Cockbite fag

20:04:25 >>> Lurkdong is no longer a Moderator for this room.

20:04:26 [Moondog] Way to go, Lurkdong.

20:04:40 Lurkdong jumps into the stands.

20:04:42 Lurkdong exits from this room

Mod corruption. D:<

Best part of that quote right there in bold.

[-=Styles=-]

17:59:29 Hobo feels so unloved.

17:59:31 Kade is a dog person.

17:59:33 Dead-Pancake loves him some stir-fry.

[Inquisitor]

17:59:29 Hobo feels so unloved.

17:59:31 Kade is a dog person.

17:59:33 Dead-Pancake loves him some stir-fry.

lol monkeycheese amirite

[Kade]

14:13:16 [Markham] I like text butts and cannot lie. These other RPers can't deny, when an elf walks in with an itty bitty waist, and a bow and arrow in your face, you post! Wanna pull up the spell book? Got mai magick in her stuff, you notice that armor she's wearin', I'm IC and I can't stop starin'. Oh baby, I wanna rep wit'cha and stare at yo' pictcha. My allies tried to warn me but that fantasy drawing got me so horny.

[Xachariah]

14:13:16 [Markham] I like text butts and cannot lie. These other RPers can't deny, when an elf walks in with an itty bitty waist, and a bow and arrow in your face, you post! Wanna pull up the spell book? Got mai magick in her stuff, you notice that armor she's wearin', I'm IC and I can't stop starin'. Oh baby, I wanna rep wit'cha and stare at yo' pictcha. My allies tried to warn me but that fantasy drawing got me so horny.

... this would be funnier but it breaks the rhythm so hard