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Author Topic: Brand-spanking-new Quotes Thread (with extra spanking)  (Read 21594 times)
Cosira
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« on: May 06, 2008, 08:43:43 AM »

08:42:48 Cosira happily strips Irrationalist and dresses him in a metallic, royal blue speedo. Then she balances cubes of blue jello on his body and finishes the whole look off with handfuls of tossed, silver glitter.

08:43:12 [Scarley-Doll] Seeya everyone.

08:43:25 [Scarley-Doll] And...someone needs to quote that for Irra when he's around.
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RobertDarklord_yay!
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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2008, 01:06:11 AM »

Let me be the first to smash the lolchampagne on this ship Cosi ^_^
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Scarley-Doll
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« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2008, 01:21:42 AM »

01:10:24 [Discorsi] Discorsi the Mighty. Roams through the country side. She never needs a place to hide. With Gui as her sidekick, fighting with his little stick. Writing wrongs and singing songs! Being mighty all day loooong. Diiiiscorsiiii. Discorsi the Miiiightyyyyy~

01:10:30 [Lothar] Cats can do amazing things. It's why they're my pet of choice.

01:10:31 CruelMischief exits from this room

01:10:38 [Lothar] They're killing machines.

01:10:40 [Gui] ...little stick?.....

01:10:58 [Gui] Psh.

01:11:03 [SaintJ] O.o;

01:11:03 [Lothar] Poor Gui. He's downgraded to the wee stick.
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Jinners
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« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2008, 08:14:29 PM »

.Drew. - 28:06:42:12 says (01:08):
XD Oh my god..
Shane says (01:08):
Yeah. That was creepy.
.Drew. - 28:06:42:12 says (01:08):
Yeeeah. =/
Shane says (01:09):
It wasn't even furry pron, that's the problem.
Shane says (01:09):
...
Shane says (01:09):
WAIT.
.Drew. - 28:06:42:12 says (01:09):
....
Shane says (01:09):
I didn't say that.


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Buwhahaha!
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Kitsune Fury
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« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2008, 03:12:08 AM »

Quote from: Jinners
.Drew. - 28:06:42:12 says (01:08):
XD Oh my god..
Shane says (01:08):
Yeah. That was creepy.
.Drew. - 28:06:42:12 says (01:08):
Yeeeah. =/
Shane says (01:09):
It wasn't even furry pron, that's the problem.
Shane says (01:09):
...
Shane says (01:09):
WAIT.
.Drew. - 28:06:42:12 says (01:09):
....
Shane says (01:09):
I didn't say that.


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Buwhahaha!




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I.... don't get it?
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Rosery
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« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2008, 04:10:23 AM »

Neither do I really. I am curious on one thing, I always thought you werent supposed to post messenger logs. Still, confusing joke I guess.
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Cosira
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« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2008, 07:54:15 AM »

Quote from: Kitsune Fury
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I.... don't get it?


Seriously? You don't get it? o.O;; I'll explain later. *snicker*
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Faelen
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« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2008, 07:55:21 AM »

Holy shit, some of you guys are slow. XD
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Kitsune Fury
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« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2008, 04:00:16 PM »

On losers, hax, and CURSE status conditons.

[Emilie] Check out VampirePartyGirl[Cheyanne]'s profile. D: It's scary, Gyrit.
[Gyrit] ....Oh lord.
[Rusti] "Oh god, HER again?"
[Gyrit] I just read her rp plot...I think I'm actually dumber now.
[Gyrit] State: Taken. (But she will make an exception for Girls) Humans only!
[Gyrit] .....Oye.
[Rusti] "She's a cyberslut. That's all she' shere for. Sadly, she HAS to be here to do it. She 'hacks' her way in... sorry, I say she, I meant she's a GIRL. as in Guy in Real Life.
[Rusti] "Honestly."
[Emilie] First, she's really sweet, and seductive, and places herself on your lap, or flirts and makes you fall in love with her and then takes you with in a in a room. When that’s done, beware. She will torture and ‘use’ you cruelly. (This is for the human girls). Cheyanne prefers the untouched, if you know what I mean.. Wink
[Emilie] Double OYE!
[Rusti] "Also she's a creepystalker chick and threatens to hack people who refuse to RP with her. I'm surprised nobody's reported her to her ISP to get her internet disconnected.
[Rusti] "She's breaking any ISPs terms of service."
[Rusti] "AND the law."
[Gyrit] Threatens to hack people? AHAHAHAHA!
[Gyrit] I love when people threaten me for something. Especially if I did it IC.
[Gyrit] One girl claimed to be a wiccan and said she'd curse me.
[Rusti] "...bahah"
[Rusti] "You're here aren't you? That's a curse" ^.~
[Gyrit] My god....she got me!!
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Kitsune Fury
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« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2008, 10:15:10 AM »

Bringing this up so it doesn't die because people keep posting in the wrong thread. :3
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Kitsune Fury
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« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2008, 05:43:56 PM »

Following me spazzing out about a very very good Sephiroth cosplay that I honestly thought was just a very hi-def CG of Sephiroth


Martox tranquilises Rusti
Rusti jawdrops.
Rusti body drops. gooood tranqs.
[Rusti] "....Wow that cosplay of Sephiroth is so good for a moment there I thought it was a very hi res model."
[Martox] "Chip, he's all yours. Put the sensual into non-consensual."
Rusti is still on the ground of course.
[Rusti] "SENTUAL. NON CONSENTUAL"
Chip blinks at Martox. "...He's too tall for me."
[Rusti] "LERN 2 TYPE
[Rusti] "N00B"
[Rusti] "it's a hole, shove some love, Chip."
[Chip] "And how am I supposed to mount you? If I want sex, I'll have sex. I've played enough bedroom versions of Shadow of the Collosus. I refuse to savage my grip-meter."
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NeshaDeFresha
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« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2008, 12:05:14 PM »

11:25:35 [NeshaDeFresha] And a very strong need to run outside in my Pjs, set my Cam up and leap over something.

11:25:54 [NeshaDeFresha] Then run back inside, upload the vid to Youtube and start a new Pakour trend in Australia.

11:26:00 Aiden exits from this room

11:26:15 [NeshaDeFresha] And then, make jokes about people dressing up in kangaroo suits and jumping low brick fences.

11:26:20 [NeshaDeFresha] And then become famous.

11:26:28 [NeshaDeFresha] And buy this Chatroom.

11:26:31 [NeshaDeFresha] 8D

11:26:38 Irin laughs at Nesha.

11:26:41 [ShâÑé] >Shocked

11:26:43 [Irin] "It'd work."

11:26:49 [El_Kay] O_o

11:26:54 [ShâÑé] You have a kangaroo suit as your pajamas?




A few minutes later...


11:29:52 [Piiask] Did you know a female kangaroo is called a "Flyer" and a male kangaroo is called a "Boomer"?

11:30:00 [Piiask] I read it on the back of my tampon.

11:30:02 [NeshaDeFresha] I don't think I'm the best canditate for Mouse killing.

11:30:04 [Piiask] ...my pad.

11:30:09 [NeshaDeFresha] ....

11:30:12 [Piiask] Not like that makes it any better, but oh well.

11:30:16 [El_Kay] my hair is all wierdly froufy this morning

11:30:16 NeshaDeFresha cracks up laughing.

11:30:22 [ShâÑé] ...

11:30:26 [NeshaDeFresha] I'm quoting that.

11:30:28 [NeshaDeFresha] Dead set.
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Teh Kai
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« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2008, 02:45:47 AM »

17:34:02 [Rusti] "I've had 8 inches before."

17:34:07 [Rusti] "Iwasn't that bad."

17:34:15 [Bane] Ow. Hi. =<

17:34:21 [Rusti] "it wasn't rather

17:34:21 [Zhen] ...

17:34:27 [Rusti] "...had...??

17:34:29 [Rusti] "SEEN"

17:34:30 Captain 's friend's in the driveway. D:

17:34:31 Zhen just sits and laughs.

17:34:32 [Rusti] "F*ck..."

17:34:38 [Captain] Gotta go. :] Later, loves.

17:34:41 [Burigguzu] XD

17:34:42 [Emilie] Seeee? That's what I was saying too, Ix! Hence the conclusion that his junk must be about as thick as an elephant's leg.

17:34:43 [Shane] ... XD

17:34:44 Zhen laughs at Rusti... xD

17:34:50 [Emilie] Or the girl must have been tiiiiiinyyyyy.

17:34:51 [Burigguzu] Seeya, Cappie.

17:34:52 [Furr] Take care, Captain!

17:34:55 [Gyrit] Jesus Rusti, how do you sit?

17:35:02 [Burigguzu] XD Yeah, or both.

17:35:02 [Bane] Holy crap enough expressions.

17:35:05 [Zhen] You are quoted, Rusti.

17:35:06 [Captain] Thanks! Bye!

17:35:09 [Emilie] Seeya, Cap'n.

17:35:10 [Rusti] "We were talking about Penis. I should have KNOWN that wouldn't have ended well for me" e.e;
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SnoobieSnooch
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« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2008, 07:02:21 AM »

15:55:07 >> Narration: The farmer nods, thanks you, and leads you again to the giant footprints.
15:55:33 [Djeserit] "We best be going then." Jess gathers up her things and follows the Farmer to the god-forsaken footprints.
15:56:29 [Zadako] "I'll bet these were made by large yellow birds." Zadako nods to herself sagely.
15:56:48 [Djeserit] Enough with the Yellow birds! xDDD
15:57:00 [Djeserit] It was dragons! WITH CHICKEN SHOES!
15:57:16 [Zadako] NO. IT WAS CHOCOBOS.
15:57:30 [Djeserit] ...
15:57:35 [Djeserit] It was a cockatrice
15:57:40 [Djeserit] Just like you.
15:57:45 [Djeserit] Three cocks....
15:57:47 [Djeserit] Yeaaaaaahhhh
15:57:51 [Djeserit] ...
14:57:53 [Styx] ...
15:57:55 [Djeserit] Wait, that's Rusti
15:57:56 [Djeserit] xD


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I'm sorry Rusti, it seemed like the right thing to do... D:
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Kitsune Fury
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« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2008, 02:21:09 PM »

14:17:04 Zhen is having a threesome convesation with her brother and his girlfriend over the phone
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Kitsune Fury
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« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2008, 04:25:23 PM »

Dreamstate: There She Is!! is so heartwarming
Chippy: o_o Ehr?
Dreamstate: . . .
Dreamstate: *stare* ...
Dreamstate: The cat and bunny flashes...
Chippy: Ooooooooooh.
Dreamstate: *facepalm*
Chippy: ^_^
Dreamstate: But yeah., step 3 is out. ^^
Chippy: Ehr?
Dreamstate: The third cartoon in the series. -.-
Chippy: I only ever saw the one. You mean where the bunny girl chases the kitty boy to J-rock?
Dreamstate: Yes
Dreamstate: There's three parts
Dreamstate: Step 1 is just called There She Is!!
Chippy: Link me to the second part? o.o
Dreamstate: Step 2 is There She Is!! Step 2: Cake Dance
Dreamstate: I'll link you to the site. Smiley
Chippy: Oky
Dreamstate: http://sambakza.net/
Chippy: .....HOW THE FCK DO I NAVAGATE IT!?
Chippy: o_o
Chippy: Oooh. English
Chippy: Yay.
Chippy: ....I had a Shane moment


and later in tK

[Chip] So apperently its gay pride parade week in Royal Oak. All the fags are out.
[Chip] .....................................flags. Pride flags
[Chip] .......*Facepalms*
[Chip] Yes, I'm secretly a self-hating homophobe. Woe.
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NeshaDeFresha
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« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2008, 03:26:16 AM »

Quote
[Chip] So apperently its gay pride parade week in Royal Oak. All the fags are out.
[Chip] .....................................flags. Pride flags
[Chip] .......*Facepalms*
[Chip] Yes, I'm secretly a self-hating homophobe. Woe.



BAHAH!
That's a classic, Chip. xD
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NeshaDeFresha
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« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2008, 01:43:28 AM »

Quoted, just because Robert said 'fuck' twice, in rapid-fire. You don't see this shit often!



01:44:30 [Gyrit] You know what needs to be a movie? The A-Team.
01:44:35 [ArtimusTheOnlyOne] lol Typo.
01:44:40 [Robert] .......
01:44:44 [ArtimusTheOnlyOne] Yessss. A-Team.
01:44:45 [Robert] Oh fuck Gyrit
01:44:50 [Robert] Oh fucking hell
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Zeirum
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« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2008, 12:33:08 PM »

19:42:08 [Fathom] Stealthy.
19:42:17 [Fathom] He's the dwarf you never actually see.
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Clandestine
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« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2008, 01:47:14 PM »

22:24:02 [Zeirum] Woke back up for the afterprom party, though. Tongue
22:24:20 [Pink] LOL
22:24:21 [Pink] Drunk?
22:24:49 [Zeirum] No, Pinky! Good thing, too. They made me blow at the door.
22:25:12 [Wen] Blowjobs to get in. Genius.
22:25:42 [Zeirum] That cop could reload in ilke ten seconds, Wen.
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Zeirum
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« Reply #20 on: August 05, 2008, 06:12:48 PM »

19:18:48 [Cosira] The warming KY. Nothing says lovin' like simulating the clap.
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Lord_Dagon
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« Reply #21 on: August 05, 2008, 06:44:43 PM »

Quote from: Zeirum
23:53:50 [Sideus] I just love dick.



Thats more a "Well, duh, who didn't know he loved dick." moment then a quote.
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Cosira
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« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2008, 03:39:34 PM »

Quote from: Zeirum
19:18:48 [Cosira] The warming KY. Nothing says lovin' like simulating the clap.


I'm pretty sure I didn't say that, but it's still a pertinent observation. lol
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Zeirum
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« Reply #23 on: August 06, 2008, 08:20:17 PM »

Quote from: Cosira
I'm pretty sure I didn't say that, but it's still a pertinent observation. lol


You most definitely did.  Has been riding in my profile for a looong time.
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Kitsune Fury
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« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2008, 11:25:55 AM »

Quote from: Zeirum
You most definitely did.  Has been riding in my profile for a looong time.


Riding, eh?
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